Note to self…

Don’t become obnoxiously drunk on a flight, especially when the South African rugby team is on board and willing to assist in quieting me down.

“He became extremely aggressive and abusive,” team representative Frikkie Erasmus told the Cape Town Argus. “That’s when one of the Stormers calmed him down with a good klap. It worked out quite well.”

I don’t know what a “klap” is, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t comfortable.

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Seth Miller

I'm Seth, also known as the Wandering Aramean. I was bit by the travel bug 30 years ago and there's no sign of a cure. I fly ~200,000 miles annually; these are my stories. You can connect with me on Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn.